The new Tory/Lib-Dem platform

May 12th, 2010
David Cameron and Nick Clegg

David Cameron and Nick Clegg

10. Civil liberties

The parties agree to implement a full programme of measures to reverse the substantial erosion of civil liberties under the Labour government and roll back state intrusion.

This will include:

• A freedom or great repeal bill;

What does this mean?

• The scrapping of the ID card scheme, the national identity register, the next generation of biometric passports and the Contact Point database;

Hallelujah!

• Outlawing the fingerprinting of children at school without parental permission;

Common sense prevails! To hell with stealth fingerprint-the-population schemes.

• The extension of the scope of the Freedom of Information Act to provide greater transparency;

Cannot possibly be a bad thing.

• Adopting the protections of the Scottish model for the DNA database;

If we have to have a DNA database, we could do worse than this.

• The protection of historic freedoms through the defence of trial by jury;

Thank you.

• The restoration of rights to non-violent protest;

I could just kiss Nick Clegg right now. No really. I could.

• The review of libel laws to protect freedom of speech;

Probably about time, too.

• Safeguards against the misuse of anti-terrorism legislation;

I’ll believe it when I see it; slippery slopes are hard to clamber back up. But I admire the sentiment.

• Further regulation of CCTV;

regulation scrapping. Fixed.

• Ending of storage of internet and email records without good reason;

Oh my goodness. Requiring reasonable grounds for suspicion instead of limitless, Orwellian data mining? Say it ain’t so.

• A new mechanism to prevent the proliferation of unnecessary new criminal offences.

Err, OK. Sounds sensible enough, if vague.

The fact that the coalition has adopted the Liberal Democrat platform for restoration of civil liberties, almost makes me want to weep with relief. Let’s hope they can make it happen.

O RLY?

March 17th, 2010

Canadian prime minister Stephen Harper was asked about the possibility of legalizing marijuana.  I’m not a pot smoker, but to me this question is a no-brainer in terms of the relative harm that marijuana causes to society; you don’t see tokers filling up the ER on Friday nights.  This was his response:

“When people are buying from the drug trade, they are not buying from their neighbour,” he told Google executive Patrick Pichette, who moderated the interview.

“They are buying from international cartels that are involved in unimaginable violence and intimidation and social disaster and catastrophe all across the world.”

Either Mr. Harper is simply reciting talking points, or he isn’t very bright.

Does he really think that allowing local, Canadian, regulated and legitimate businesses to cultivate and sell taxed products is going to help the illegal drug cartels?  Doesn’t he think that creating all kinds of (legal, legitimate) competition for them is going to ruin their current business model?

For the drug cartels, marijuana is a cash cow that finances and supports their other operations.  The extensive smuggling networks built to distribute marijuana are also used to piggyback smaller-volume, more harmful, boutique drugs such as cocaine.

Not only would legalizing pot pull the rug out from under the marijuana-smuggling underground, it would make smuggling other stuff more difficult and expensive too.

Oh, and it would stop criminalizing a large segment of otherwise law-abiding adults who just want to sit at home and bliss out on the couch watching Pineapple Express while eating marshmallows and cheezy poofs.

Here’s a memory exercise for Mr. Harper:  Did the end of prohibition in the USA a) empower international smuggling cartels, who were likewise responsible for unimaginable violence and “social disaster”; or b) turn them into legitimate, tax-paying businessmen (Seagram’s, Joseph Kennedy), and virtually end illegal smuggling?

I think I’ll go with “not very bright”

[ PS this is my first post after moving from Blogger.com to Wordpress, so please forgive me if things are a little bit wacky ]

Blogger.com: sayonara

February 3rd, 2010

I sent this plea for help to a blogger friend tonight, but I thought it was worth broadcasting in any case:

Blogger.com has been a rudderless ship for some time now. No humans are noticeably running that service since Google bought it.

Tonight they sent me 2 identical emails explaining that their “publish via FTP” feature is just too much darn work for their engineers to maintain (I’m not shitting you) [note that the current FTP standard is unchanged from 1985 - but is evidently nonetheless too challenging for blogger.com's engineers to handle] and so I’ll have to stop hosting my blog at my own site and start hosting it over on their servers.

Despite the fact that I rarely blog, I say “fuk dat”. My data is mine and stays on my server, especially since their service sucks in so many ways and I don’t trust them. For something like a year I’ve had a warning on my control panel that says my blog will be deleted in 20 days because it’s a spam blog (but the remedies they suggest go nowhere, and there is no way to contact a human).

Do you know of another service I can use that also has a working importing tool? I briefly tried wordpress (again, about a year ago) but their advertised importing tool seemed broken…

Help!

So there we have it. How can I get my blog off this service and on to somewhere safe, that works?

India photos

February 1st, 2010

I’ve posted photos of my recent weeklong beach holiday in Goa, India.

Look What You’ve Done

November 16th, 2009

Proundly presenting my band She Hit Me First’s new video, Look What You’ve Done (I’m the one in the middle doing most of the singing):

Suspension of disbelief

November 10th, 2009

Joe Klein of Time, normally a very clever and insightful guy — with a strong grasp of international politics — seems to have momentarily misplaced his skepticism and powers of critical thinking. He premises this Swampland post on

the appalling news that Iran seems to have brought espionage charges against three American hikers who wandered across the Kurdish border

It would be one thing if Joe were to back that assertion with some evidence, but as it stands it looks like Mr. Klein swallowed a whopper (intentionally or not) and is trying to feed it to us, too.

I mean sure *nudge nudge, wink wink* it’s possible these 3 young Americans were just enjoying a lovely hiking holiday in Iraq of all places, and just happened to innocently mosey into Iran. But upon reflection, how likely does that seem?

Roughly as likely as, a few months prior, 2 American journalists just naively crossing a desolate frozen river into North Korea, again totally by accident. We know by their own admission that America deploys spies into these countries, so how do we suppose they get there, exactly? Of course these spies have a cover story, but that doesn’t make it true.

Really, when was the last time you heard about a young American being arrested for accidentally wandering into, say, Canada? Mexico? Turkey? When Americans get caught sneaking across remote borders on foot, crossing from a war zone into a bleeding “Axis of Evil” country, they work for the CIA until proven otherwise, yeah?

But what if you’re not a journalist?

September 24th, 2009

David Mery finally gets his apology. I wrote about it here 3 years ago.

It’s frightening – and daunting – that it takes a journalist nearly 4 years of bureaucratic and legal rodeo to get an apology for an unlawful arrest, after being stopped and searched under the terrorism act, arrested for ‘public nuisance’ (for looking suspicious) having his DNA sampled, his home raided, and his belongings confiscated.

It took 4 years even though he’s a journalist and the incident was widely publicised. It took 4 years even though the police clearly realised, from the very beginning, that he was totally innocent.

Streaming songs from our upcoming album release

July 5th, 2009


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What everyone wants

July 1st, 2009

Start typing ‘how to get’ in your Google search bar. It turns out that most of us want babies, and to travel, to look good, to not be fat, and not have acne (and thus to get a girl like you). Oh yeah, and to get on MySpace at school. Humanity’s primal desires. For the record, I was not searching for any of these things, although I’m starting to worry about love handles.

Save the boobies

June 10th, 2009

I keep seeing these hilarious banner ads for some kind of computer game. Help! Save the Queen! (or else this guy is going to stab her luscious mams)