Serious water crimes division

It's a good thing Britain doesn't have any actual problems. Now games with water guns are a real serious concern for the British police:

British police have condemned a role-playing game where contestants travel all over London armed with water pistols looking to "assassinate" other players, saying it could spark terrorism alerts.

Jeebus people, let's get some common sense and sense of proportion, already. At least the police will probably have more success catching and punishing these baddies (I mean, as opposed to actual terrorists) since they'll tend to be conspicuously carrying large, luminous, orange-and-yellow Super Soakers.

Sorry, I just came back from a relaxing holiday, and I'm finding this place a little hard to take today. Spend a few days away from Brits, and when you return the first things that hit you are the loudness, the coarseness, and the pointless undirected aggression. Then put yourself and the aforementioned unpleasant, grouchy gits in a small, overcrowded country, with miserable weather, and stir...