Old familiar story

My parents sent this by email, and so I thought I'd pass it on. I've actually seen variations of this (though not as witty) when shopping for bikes online:

This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service (Expensive) It's been adult ridden; all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought.