Some people can't wait for 'Dolmio day'

Not your typical news story: Oz driver pulled with todger in pasta sauce jar

The law enforcement operatives identified "a 750ml jar around his penis" and said Weatherley gamely insisted on continuing to pleasure himself "between bouts of wrestling". A search of Weatherley's motor uncovered "pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier"